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Thursday, January 5, 1961, page 25 (of 41)

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Table Scraps Can Short-Change Your Dog Do right by the dog you love...balance each meal with GRO-PUP Ribbon

When you feed your dog table scraps, you can never be sure he's getting all the nutrients he needs. And yet, to stay fit and strong, he should have a well-balanced diet every day. That's why thoughtful families are adding Gro-Pup Ribbon to every scrap meal they feed. Gro-Pup is an unusual kind of dog food. It contains an extra bonus of vital protein, important vitamins and minerals—far in excess of the minimum levels set by the National Research Council. Even when fed with large amounts of "unbalanced" leftovers, the high nutrient level of Gro-Pup can safeguard against improper diet. When you feed Gro-Pup every day, you can enjoy the confidence that your dog is getting an abundance of the essentials he needs for a long and healthy life. Why don't you start tomorrow? Fun Way to Reward Your Dog—Gro-Pup Dog Biscuit Treats in T-Bone Form GRO-PUP RIBBON © 1961 by Kellogg Company

CHOICE SPECIMENS from a collection of the WORLD'S BEST LIMERICKS assembled from everywhere and sketchily dry-cleaned for publication

BY BENNETT CERF ILLUSTRATIONS BY CHARLES SAXON They've buried a salesman named Phipps. He married on one of his trips A widow named Block, Then died of the shock When he found there were five little chips. In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert's writing was hazy, Ep's statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein. There was a young lady of Condover Whose husband had ceased to be fond of her. He could not forget He had wooed a brunette But peroxide had now made a blonde of her. There was a young man of Devizes Whose ears were of different sizes. The one that was small Was of no use at all, But the other won several prizes. A ravenous gent in Japan Ordered perishable fruit by the van. To the obvious question, "Won't you get indigestion?" He replied, "What I can't eat, I can." Excerpted from OUT ON A LIMERICK Copyright © 1960 by Bennett Cerf Reprinted by permission of Harper & Brothers. 10 Suburbia Today, January 1961